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Vs. Dave and Bambi or just VS. Dave is a mod that adds 3 weeks, 6 playable characters, 16 songs, etc. It took months of development to make.

After beating Whitty and Tricky, Boyfriend challenges Dave to a rap battle after seeing him in his backyard. Dave accepts his offer and has a rap battle. In his third song, he becomes 3D and needs help going back to reality's typical form of 2D.

After the events of Dave's week, Dave invites Boyfriend and Girlfriend to Bambi's corn maze as an apology for almost destroying the world/turning the world 3D. However, as Boyfriend and Girlfriend are walking through the maze, Bambi comes out of nowhere and gets the misunderstanding that Boyfriend and Girlfriend are thieves and are trying to steal "his" corn.

After the end of Maze, Bambi finally realizes that Boyfriend and Girlfriend are not trying to steal at all. After Bambi settles down, Dave arrives and the week ends with the four having a picnic in Bambi's Farm.

After having the picnic, Dave states that the winner of the rap battle has not been determined yet, and Dave challenges Boyfriend to one last showdown for the victory. Bambi asks to join in too, but Dave rejects his request. Bambi isn't very happy about this.

=Dave

" SON! YOU'RE GROUNDED! "
― Dave, Post Splitathon

Not to be confused with Dave from VS Aflac Remastered.

Dave is the titular antagonist of his own week.

Appearance

Dave appears as a light skinned man with a blue shirt, blue pants, and short brown hair. He sits in a black wheelchair due to having no more legs, which were blown off by a rocket.
During Polygonized and Furiosity, he becomes a 3D model and has a distressed expression on his face.

Personality

Dave is a nice guy, accepting pretty easy things that people ask him, mostly because he likes a challenge, probably because from living in the middle of nowhere. However, he can get pretty annoyed or excited when he loses (Insanity Dave is called dave-annoyed in the game), increasing the chances of activating his 3D form and possibly destroying the world. He is shown as not being able to fully control his 3D form, since he has a distressed/angry expression when this happens. Dave is pretty strict with his son, saying to he shut up in the Post-Maze dialogue and making him grounded for little to no things (Post-Splitathon Dialogue). In the past, Dave probably must have killed or frozen people, however, he keeps this as a secret.

Trivia

• Dave has the ability to change everything 3D, but it happens accidentally/at random. This is because he comes from a 3D style game, Dave's Fun Algebra Class.^[1]
• Dave met Bambi while Bambi was trying to steal corn in a corn maze.^[2]
• Dave AlwAyS Hated ur mom ^[3]
• Dave lives in the middle of nowhere.^[4]
• Dave's favorite insurance company is Progressive.^[5]
• Dave's favorite Wii game is Wii Party.
• Dave broke his legs because of an accident in a laboratory he worked at.
• Dave went to a tournament with other mod characters.
• Boyfriend and Girlfriend got sucked into Dave's House while they were playing it.
• Dave and Bambi do not live with each other.
• Dave is straight.
• Dave has a robot suit but is still a human that wears a suit.^[6]
• Dave's house has metal gates for extra protection from stealers. ^[7]
• Dave buys bricks, paints them like phones and gives them to Bambi as a Valentine's Day gift.
• Dave has 6 copies of PaRappa the Rappa in his house.
• Dave is in his middle 20's according to the devs.

Gallery

Static Idle

Poses

Left pose

Down pose

Up pose

Right pose

Static Left pose

Static Down pose

Static Up pose

Static Right pose

Static Insanity Idle

Insanity Poses

Insanity Left Pose

Insanity Down Pose

Insanity Up Pose

Insanity Right Pose

Dave feeling scared at the end of Insanity

Static Insanity left pose

Static Insanity down pose

Static Insanity up pose

Static Insanity right pose

Dave feeling scared at the end of Insanity (Static)

Polygonized static idle

Polygonized left pose

Polygonized down pose

Polygonized up pose

Polygonized right pose

Polygonized static left pose

Polygonized static down pose

Polygonized static up pose

Polygonized static right pose

Static Splitathon Idle

Static Splitathon Left Pose

Static Splitathon Down Pose

Static Splitathon Up Pose

Static Splitathon Right Pose

Dave before Bambi's first turn in Splitathon

Dave being sad/mad during Bambi's first turn in Splitathon

Dave happy during Bambi's final turn in Splitathon

Normal static idle (2.0)

Normal left pose (2.0)

Normal down pose (2.0)

Normal up pose (2.0)

Normal right pose (2.0)

Normal static left pose (2.0)

Normal static down pose (2.0)

Normal static up pose (2.0)

Normal static right pose (2.0)

Insanity static idle (2.0)

Insanity left pose (2.0)

Insanity down pose (2.0)

Insanity up pose (2.0)

Insanity right pose (2.0)

Insanity static left pose (2.0)

Insanity static down pose (2.0)

Insanity static up pose (2.0)

Insanity static right pose (2.0)

Dave's idle during a part of Insanity (Static, 2.0)

Dave's left pose during a part of Insanity (2.0)

Dave's down pose during a part of Insanity (2.0)

Dave's up pose during a part of Insanity (2.0)

Dave's right pose during a part of Insanity (2.0)

Dave's static left pose during a part of Insanity (2.0)

Dave's static down pose during a part of Insanity (2.0)

Dave's static up pose during a part of Insanity (2.0)

Dave's static right pose during a part of Insanity (2.0)

Dave feeling scared at the end of Insanity (2.0)

Ditto, but static (2.0)

Splitathon static idle (2.0)

Splitathon left pose (2.0)

Splitathon down pose (2.0)

Splitathon up pose (2.0)

Splitathon right pose (2.0)

Splitathon static left pose (2.0)

Splitathon static down pose (2.0)

Splitathon static up pose (2.0)

Splitathon static right pose (2.0)

Dave before Bambi's first turn in Splitathon (2.0)

Dave being sad/mad during Bambi's first turn in Splitathon (2.0)

Dave happy during Bambi's final turn in Splitathon (2.0)

Dave's static left pose (Beta 1 - 1.0.2)

Dave's down pose (Beta 1 - 1.0.2)

Dave's static down pose (Beta 1 - 1.0.2)

Dave's up pose (Beta 1 - 1.0.2)

Dave's static up pose (Beta 1 - 1.0.2)

Dave's right pose (Beta 1 - 1.0.2)

Dave's static right pose (Beta 1 - 1.0.2)

Static idle (Beta 1 - 1.0.2)

Normal Alpha 1 static idle

Dave's Normal Alpha 1 left pose

Dave's Normal Alpha 1 down and up poses

Dave's Normal Alpha 1 right pose

Splitathon static idle (1.0)

Dave's left pose during Splitathon (Old)

Dave's static left pose during Splitathon (Old)

Dave's down pose during Splitathon (Old)

Dave's static down pose during Splitathon (Old)

Dave's up pose during Splitathon (Old)

Dave's static up pose during Splitathon (Old)

Dave's right pose during Splitathon (Old)

Dave's static right pose during Splitathon (Old)

Dave before Bambi's first turn in Splitathon (Old)

Dave being sad/mad during Bambi's first turn in Splitathon (Old)

Dave with a sinister smile during Bambi's final turn in Splitathon (Old)

Furiosity static idle (Alpha 6)

Furiosity left pose (Alpha 6)

Furiosity static left pose (Alpha 6)

Furiosity down pose (Alpha 6)

Furiosity static down pose (Alpha 6)

Furiosity up pose (Alpha 6)

Furiosity right pose (Alpha 6)

Furiosity static right pose (Alpha 6)

Furiosity portrait (Alpha 6)

Normal static idle (Alpha 4)

Normal up pose (Alpha 4)

Furiosity static idle (Alpha 4)

Furiosity left pose (Alpha 4)

Furiosity down pose (Alpha 4)

Furiosity static down pose (Alpha 4)

Furiosity up pose (Alpha 4)

Furiosity static up pose (Alpha 4)

Furiosity right pose (Alpha 4)

Furiosity static right pose (Alpha 4)

Normal static idle (Bambi Update)

Dave's early right pose, which resembles the first banner of the mod (Bambi Update)

Furiosity static idle (Bambi Update)

Furiosity right pose (Bambi Update)

Furiosity left, down and up poses (Bambi Update)

Normal static idle (Pre-Alpha)

Normal left pose (Pre-Alpha)

Normal down pose (Pre-Alpha)

Normal up pose (Pre-Alpha)

Normal Static right pose (Pre-Alpha)

Normal right pose (Pre-Alpha)

Normal icon

Normal danger icon

Furiosity icon

Furiosity danger icon

Splitathon icon (Used in Freeplay Menu)

Splitathon danger icon (Unused)

Normal icon (Alpha 9 - 1.0.2)

Normal danger icon (Alpha 9 - 1.0.2)

Furiosity icon (Alpha 9 - 1.0.2)

Furiosity danger icon (Alpha 9 - 1.0.2)

Normal icon (Alpha 4 - Alpha 8)

Normal danger icon (Alpha 4 - Alpha 8)

Furiosity icon (Alpha 4 - Alpha 8)

Furiosity danger icon (Alpha 4 - Alpha 8)

Normal icon (Pre-Alpha - Alpha 3)

Normal danger icon (Pre-Alpha - Alpha 3)

Furiosity icon (Bambi Update - Alpha 3)

Furiosity danger icon (Bambi Update - Alpha 3)

House sprite sheet

Insanity sprite sheet

Polygonized sprite sheet

Splitathon sprite sheet

House sprite sheet (2.0)

Insanity sprite sheet (2.0)

Scared at the end of Insanity sprites (2.0)

Dave's sprite sheet during some Insanity parts (2.0)

Splitathon sprite sheet (2.0)

House sprite sheet (2.5 Beta)

Insanity sprite sheet (2.5 Beta)

Dave before Bambi's first turn in Splitathon sprites (2.0)

Dave being sad/mad during Bambi's first turn in Splitathon sprites (2.0)

Dave happy during Bambi's final turn in Splitathon sprites (2.0)

Dave's sprite sheet during Old Insanity

House portrait assets (2.0)

Insanity portrait assets (2.0)

Pre-Polygonized portrait assets (2.0)

Polygonized portrait assets

Dave's portrait assets during Bambi's week (2.0)

Splitathon portrait assets (2.0)

Dave's sprite sheet (Old)

Dave's sprite sheet during Splitathon (Old)

Dave's Portaits (Old)

3D Dave's Portaits (Old)

Furiosity sprite sheet (Alpha 9)

Furiosity sprite sheet (Alpha 4)

Dave's portrait assets (Alpha 4)

Dave's Sprite Sheet (Alpha 4)

Dave's sprite sheet during Furiosity (Bambi Update)

Dave's sprite sheet (Bambi Update)

Dave's Sprite sheet (Pre-Alpha)

Dave's wheelchair (Old)

Dave's original appearance in Dave's Fun Algebra Class.

Bambi Bambi Bambi

" I GONNA BLOCK YOU OUT OF MY FARM! You never coming back ever again you dirty ole' rodeo trash. "
― Bambi, Blocked

Bambi is the titular antagonist of his own week.

Appearance

Bambi has the appearance of a small farmer with a green hat, red shirt, and blue overalls. During the final segment of Mealie and the now removed song Screwed, he becomes REALLY mad and holds the very destroyed phone in his hands instead of a microphone. During any version of the Splitathon, playing as him, In Supernovae and Glitch, and in the Bambi Update, he doesn't have his overalls. When the player plays as him in Week 5, he wears a green Christmas hat.

Personality

Bambi is a hot headed, easily annoyed by anything, and thinking that everyone who enters his farm is just there to steal his corn, as he is obsessed with corn and loves it, he tries to stop people kicking them out of his farm (Bambi refers to this as "block"), however when someone beats him (e.g. Boyfriend) he starts threatening that he will break his own phone, when he breaks his own phone, he backs off and say that it's a draw. He is shown to be pretty naive, thinking that he has a real phone and not knowing that it's a brick (this is shown in Dave's trivia). He is also annoying, interrupting Dave while he was not singing in Splitathon.

Trivia

• Bambi is friends with Dave.^[9]
• Bambi is 36 now (Happy bday!). ^[10]
• Bambi has stolen Zardy's farm.^[11]
• Bambi's favorite Wii Game is Wii Sports.
  • Bambi's favorite Wii Sports game is Bowling.
• Bambi goes to corn mazes and steals corn.
• Bambi is god and has a religion.
• Bambi is the height of 1-2 hotdogs.
• Bambi came into existence for no reason.
• Bambi can make friends with everyone.
• Bambi was born in 1987 to 1988 on 31st to 1st January.
• Bambi got his hat from a lost and found bin at a corn maze.
• Bambi can get so angry he loses his head, keeps his eyes and turns red.
  • This is a reference to his jumpscare in Marcello's Fun House, where he does exactly that after the player collects the second notebook.
• Bambi mooches off of Dave occasionally.
• Bambi is made of H20, Helium, CS:GO microphone, and radiation.
• Bambi has a lot of hours on Counter Strike Source.
• Bambi is asexual.
• Bambi loves anime.
• Bambi's full name is Bambi Bambi Bambi.
• Bambi lives in João Pessoa, Brazil.
  • Whenever he wants to visit Dave, he teleports because he lives so far away.
• The Bambis in Cheating and Unfairness are not actually Bambi, and rather an entity known as Expunged, the reason why it looks like Bambi is because Bambi's sprite sheet is the first one they saw. ^[12]
• Bambi's birthday is on February 3rd.

Gallery

Poses

Left Pose

Down Pose

Up Pose

Right Pose

Splitathon Left Pose

Splitathon Down Pose

Splitathon Up Pose

Splitathon Right Pose

Bambi confused in Splitathon during Dave's second turn

Screwed/Mealie (Alt) Poses

Screwed/Mealie (Alt) Left Pose

Screwed/Mealie (Alt) Down Pose

Screwed/Mealie (Alt) Up Pose

Screwed/Mealie (Alt) Right Pose

Screwed/Mealie (Alt) static idle

Screwed/Mealie (Alt) static left pose

Screwed/Mealie (Alt) static down pose

Screwed/Mealie (Alt) static up pose

Screwed/Meaile (Alt) static right pose

Freeplay static idle

Bambi's left pose (Freeplay)

Bambi's down pose (Freeplay)

Bambi's up pose (Freeplay)

Bambi's right pose (Freeplay)

Bambi's static left pose (Freeplay)

Bambi's left miss pose (Freeplay)

Bambi's static down pose (Freeplay)

Bambi's down miss pose (Freeplay)

Bambi's static up pose (Freeplay)

Bambi's up miss pose (Freeplay)

Bambi's static right pose (Freeplay)

Bambi's right miss pose (Freeplay)

Game Over (Freeplay)

Normal static idle (2.0)

Normal left pose (2.0)

Normal down pose (2.0)

Normal up pose (2.0)

Normal right pose (2.0)

Normal static left pose (2.0)

Normal static down pose (2.0)

Normal static up pose (2.0)

Normal static right pose (2.0)

Splitathon static idle (2.0)

Splitathon left pose (2.0)

Splitathon down pose (2.0)

Splitathon up pose (2.0)

Splitathon right pose (2.0)

Bambi confused in Splitathon during Dave's second turn (2.0)

Bambi chilling with the corn in Splitathon during Dave's final turn (2.0)

Ditto but static (2.0)

Normal static idle (1.0)

Bambi's left pose (1.0)

Bambi's down pose (1.0)

Bambi's up pose (1.0)

Bambi's right pose (1.0)

Splitathon static idle (1.0)

Bambi's left pose during Splitathon (1.0)

Bambi's down pose during Splitathon (1.0)

Bambi's right pose during Splitathon (1.0)

Bambi's up pose during Splitathon (1.0)

Bambi's static left pose during Splitathon (1.0)

Bambi's static down pose during Splitathon (1.0)

Bambi's static up pose during Splitathon (1.0)

Bambi's static right pose during Splitathon (1.0)

Normal static idle (Beta 2)

Bambi Beta 2 Poses

Normal static left pose (Beta 2)

Normal static down pose (Beta 2)

Normal up pose (Beta 2)

Normal up pose (Beta 2)

Normal static right pose (Beta 2)

Bambi update static idle

Bambi's left pose (Bambi Update)

Bambi's down pose (Bambi Update)

Bambi's up pose (Bambi Update)

Bambi's old right pose (Bambi Update)

Bambi flipping The Bird (V-Pose [Bambi Update])

Scared by thunder (Bambi Update)

Portrait (Alpha 9)

Upcoming Maze Cutscene

Playable static idle

Playable left pose

Playable left miss pose

Playable down pose

Playable down miss pose

Playable up pose

Playable up miss pose

Playable right pose

Playable right miss pose

V-Pose.

Static scared by thunder.

Scared by thunder.

Game over

Game Over with the text "Pls retry :("

Sad (Unused)

Playable (Car) static idle

Badly drawn idle.

Badly drawn scared.

Playable (Car) left pose

Playable (Car) left miss pose

Playable (Car) down pose

Playable (Car) down miss pose

Playable (Car) up pose

Playable (Car) up miss pose

Playable (Car) right pose

Playable (Car) right miss pose

Playable (Christmas) static idle

Christmas V-Pose (Unused)

Ditto, but static

Playable (Christmas) left pose

Playable (Christmas) left miss pose

Playable (Christmas) down pose

Playable (Christmas) down miss pose

Playable (Christmas) up pose

Playable (Christmas) up miss pose

Playable (Christmas) right pose

Playable (Christmas) right pose

Playable (Pixel) static idle

Playable (Pixel) left pose

Playable (Pixel) left miss pose

Playable (Pixel) down pose

Playable (Pixel) down miss pose

Playable (Pixel) up pose

Playable (Pixel) up miss pose

Playable (Pixel) right pose

Playable (Pixel) right miss pose

Normal icon

Normal defeat icon

Splitathon icon (Used in Freeplay Menu)

Splitathon losing icon (Unused)

Screwed/Mealie (Alt) Icon

Screwed/Mealie (Alt) Defeat icon

Freeplay icon

Freeplay defeat icon

Bambi's icon (1.0)

Bambi's defeat icon (1.0)

HD Bambi Icon (Unused)

HD Bambi Defeat Icon (Unused)

Bambi's health icon (Alpha 9)

Bambi's danger icon (Alpha 9)

Bambi's health icon (Bambi Update)

Bambi's danger icon (Bambi Update)

Normal sprite sheet

Splitathon sprite sheet

Bambi confused sprites

Bambi chilling with the corn sprites

Screwed/Meaile (Alt) sprite sheet

Bambi's sprite sheet (Freeplay)

Playable Bambi's Assets

Unoffical Playable Bambi's Assets

Playable Bambi's Car assets

Playable Bambi's Christmas assets

Playable Bambi's pixel assets

Bambi's Sprite Sheet (1.0)

Bambi's Sprite Sheet (Beta 2)

Bambi's Sprite Sheet (Bambi Update)

Bambi's Sprites in Splitathon (1.0)

Bambi's Portraits (1.0)

Bambi's Portraits (Beta 2)

Bambi's Portraits (Alpha 9)

Bambi's original appearance in Marcello's Fun House.

Tristan

" DAD!!! I'm done playing the game on Bambi's phone! Can we go home now? I'm tired. "
― Tristan, Post-Splitathon

Tristan is a playable character that appears in Vs. Dave and Bambi.

Appearance

Tristan is a child wearing a red shirt, blue pants, Has a triangular nose, yellow shoes, and his hair is just a word saying hair (the text can change if the danger icon appears, it switched from "hair" to "ouch!" or "dead!" in the betas).

Personality

Most of Tristan's personality is similar to Boyfriend and Dave since Tristan can replace Boyfriend and is adopted by Dave. He has a personality of a little child, in general.

Trivia

• Tristan was adopted by Dave.
  • Tristan is also on good terms with Bambi.
• Tristan's favorite game is "baldi dies".
• Tristan bares a resemblance to Playtime from Baldi's Basics
• Tristan was originally an OC owned by Stats45 (aka Baldiisagoodperson).
• Tristan is 9.

Gallery

Normal static idle

Normal static left pose

Normal left pose

Normal static left miss pose

Normal left miss pose

Normal static down pose

Normal down pose

Normal static down miss pose.

Normal down miss pose.

Normal static up pose.

Normal up pose.

Normal up miss pose.

Normal static up miss pose.

Normal right pose

Normal static right pose

Normal static right miss pose

Normal right miss pose

Normal static V-Pose

Normal V-Pose

Normal static scared by thunder

Normal scared by thunder.

Normal static death animation

Normal static retry animation

Normal hit pose (Unused)

Attack pose (Unused)

Golden static idle

Golden left pose

Golden left miss pose

Golden down pose

Golden down miss pose

Golden up pose

Golden up miss pose

Golden right pose

Golden right miss pose

Golden V-Pose

Golden scared by thunder

Golden static death animation

Golden static retry animation

Golden Hit pose (Unused)

Normal static idle (Beta 1)

Normal left pose (Beta 1)

Normal left miss pose (Beta 1)

Normal down pose (Beta 1)

Normal down miss pose (Beta 1)

Normal up pose (Beta 1)

Normal up mis pose (Beta 1)

Normal right pose (Beta 1)

Normal right miss pose (Beta 1)

Normal V-Pose (Beta 1)

Normal Scared (Beta 1)

Normal icon

Normal defeat icon

Golden icon

Golden defeat icon

Normal icon (1.0)

Normal defeat icon (1.0)

Normal icon (Playtester Build 1)

Normal defeat icon (Playtester Build 1)

Normal icon (Beta 1)

Normal defeat icon (Beta 1)

Normal sprite sheet

Golden sprite sheet

Normal sprite sheet (Adobe Animate Version)

Normal sprite sheet (Beta 1)

Tristan's original appearance in Dave's Fun Algebra Class 2.

Expunged

" How you do that? "
― Expunged, Unfairness cutscene

Expunged is a powerful 3D being that takes the form of Bambi.

Appearence

Expunged appears to be wearing a green hat. It has a red torso and blue legs, though it is unknown whether this is clothes or skin. Its^[14] head is a light brown, with black eyes. Its smile is purely black.

In its Unfairness form, it wears a red witch-like hat, as well as having a red torso and legs. It's head is still light brown, but this time, its eyes are wider and its smile is much bigger. The inside of its mouth is purely black with a white tongue. It also appears to "fall apart" occasionally in its twitchy idle.

Trivia

• Expunged is more powerful than Dave as seen by the things it does to the notes in Cheating and Unfairness.
• Expunged looks like Bambi because Bambi's joke sprite sheet was the first one Expunged saw when it came into being.
  • Its voice sounds like Bambi's.
    • The reason Expunged sounds like Bambi is because they lack their own voice.
• The character select menu mistakingly refers to Expunged as "3D Bambi".
  • However, Entity's locked silhouette is correctly identified as "[DATA EXPUNGED]".
• Expunged has the ability to take any asset from the mod and use or mess with them however it wants.^[15]
• Unfairness Expunged is actually Expunged corrupting 3D Bambi's spritesheet.^[16]
  • It can do this with all spritesheets or assets as well as take their form.
• Expunged can summon Bambi Minions at will.^[17]
  • Which means they're canon to the original mod as well, not only Golden Apple.
• Expunged's purpose is to torture whoever accidentally enters the 3D world as seen in Polygonized.^[18]
  • It made up its own purpose because it thought it was fun the first time it did it.^[19]
• Expunged's True Form is based on his lore and is made by his creator.
• If they ever got into a fight, Shaggy would kick Expunged's ass.^[20]

Gallery

Expunged static idle

Expunged Poses

Expunged left pose

Expunged down pose

Expunged up pose

Expunged right pose

Expunged static left pose

Expunged static down pose

Expunged static up pose

Expunged static right pose

Unfairness Expunged static idle

Unfairness Expunged Poses

Unfairness Expunged Left Pose

Unfairness Expunged Down Pose

Unfairness Expunged Up Pose

Unfairness Expunged Right Pose

Cheating icon

Cheating defeat icon

Unfairness icon

Unfairness defeat icon

Cheating icon (Upcoming)

Cheating sprite sheet

Unfairness sprite sheet

Bob

" Someday you're gonna forget me. As for me... I ' L L N E V E R F O R G E T Y O U . "
― Bob, Post-RUN

Bob is a drawn creature that stars in his own mod, parodying the stereotypical Friday Night Funkin' mod.

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Ron

" *dead* (in a cool way) "
― Ron, Trouble

Ron is a character made by wildythomas that appears in Bob's Onslaught.

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Staten Tower

" Dude, you're like a little kid. "

― Staten Tower, Splitathon 2

" I see you're eating eggs, eggs, EGGS!!! "
― Staten Tower, Splitathon 2

Staten Tower is a large minecraft building from an unpopular mod :(

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Fishy

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Phil

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Exbungo

MoldyGH

Furiosity, Polygonized, and Glitch all have moments where the screen will start shaking and rapidly switch through the RGB color wheel, in an attempt to distract the player.

Cheating and Unfairness can also shake the screen, however it's small enough to go unnoticed.

Cheating has multiple different gimmicks to make it a proper punishment for, as the song's name states, Cheating, including:

The v2.5 update introduced another song, Unfairness, which introduces some more gameplay alterations such as:

While this is not much of a gameplay interference, during Cheating, Unfairness, Glitch, Supernovae, Mealie and Vs. Dave Thanksgiving, additional text is displayed below the song title in the bottom left corner. While this is only credit to the original composer for Glitch, Supernovae, and Mealie, in the other 3 it's something completely different, specifically:

The way this is done is by use of a variable in the source code called "credits".

Note: Controversy regarding That Pizza Tower Fan and the Vs. Imposter composer is now resolved.

Note: All of these cameos are not canon to Dave's or Bambi's story.

House

BPM: 230

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 231000

Insanity

BPM: 160

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 137550

Polygonized

BPM: 180

Scroll Speed: 2 (Easy) 2.5 (Normal) 3 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 290850

Blocked

BPM: 225 > 150 > 225

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 170100

Corn Theft

BPM: 130

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 286650

Maze

BPM: 100

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 279300

Bonus Song

BPM: 140

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 128800

Mealie

BPM: 167

Scroll Speed: 3

Maximum Score: 359800

Composer(s): Alexander Cooper 19

Lyrics: 0:33 *Discord ping* Bambi : Fucking idiot... 0:44 Bambi : Stop calling me! 0:59 Bambi : I'm gonna block you! 1:05 Bambi : -calling me! 1:11 Bambi : -calling me! 1:33 Bambi : Stop calling me! 1:47 Bambi : (inaudible) Allison. Shut. the. fuck. up. Stop. Using. The phone call. siiiiigh 2:20 Bambi : What the fucking hell. 2:37 Bambi : AUGH I'LL- AUGH I'LL BREAK MY... FUCKING... PHONE! DO YOU WANT THE FUCKING PHONE!? HOLY SHIT! 2:57: Bambi : Stop calling me! 3:20: Bambi : LEAVE ME ALONE! 3:47: Bambi : YOU FUCKING LIAR MOLDY!!!

Supernovae

BPM: 140

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 529200

Composer(s): ArchWk

Glitch

BPM: 160

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 448000

Composer(s): The Boneyard

Cheating

BPM: 125

Scroll Speed: 2 (Easy) 3 (Normal) 4 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 211050

Lyrics: 1:01: I don't like you, you're a monster. You ruined my life! (Discord Ping) Moldy, I swear I'll block you forever. (Discord Ping) I'll block you! (Discord Ping) Do you stop clicking the frame so that I'll block you Moldy. Wait, wait, wait, ok (Inaudible) you stupid (Inaudible) uhh... Watcha...uhh... watcha... fun games? What are your favorite games? What are your fav.. It's me, you said, dead games! 2:33: Dick! (Inaudible) No! Dick! (laughing) Oh my god so- Its not funny its just stupid! (Uncontrolled Laughing mixed with some more Discord pings)

UNFAIRNESS

BPM: 300

Scroll Speed: 0.1-10 (For each note) (1 according to .json)

Maximum Score: 396550

Lyrics: 0:13 Expunged: Kidding... I've... paint... this 1 or 2 hours I'm painting. LOOK!! IM NOT KIDDING, FUCKING YOU...

Note: Ghost tapping is forced off, meaning the player can't spam.

Im Angey (3D Dave/Expunged's Dialogue Music)

Bambi Speak (Bambi's old Dialogue Music)

Lyrics: There was doodoo feces. [21st century humor sound effects]

Cheating 3.0 (Middle of the song, presumably)

Lyrics: 0:04: You're not Spanish, you are English! (noises) I (unintelligible) (noises continue) 0:13: My god! I TROLL YOU. *laughter* 0.18: AAAHHH- Discord sign out sound*

Cheating 3.0 has been proven to be fake by the devs.

Phone Smash Bash (Scrapped)

Corn Filled Chaos (Scrapped)

Blocked (EMFNF2 Version)

BPM: 225 > 150 > 255

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 170100

Blocked (Funky Friday Version)

BPM: 225 > 150 > 255

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 189700

Blocked (Yet Another Funkin' Night Version)

BPM: 225 > 150 > 255

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 189700

Corn Theft (Funky Friday Ver)

BPM: 130

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 332150

Maze (Funky Friday Ver)

BPM: 100

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 415100

Cheating (Funky Friday Ver)

BPM: 125

Scroll Speed: 2 (Easy) 3 (Normal) 4 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 277900

Lyrics: 1:01: I don't like you, you're a monster. You ruined my life! (Discord ping) Moldy, I swear I'll block you forever. (Discord ping) I'll block you! (Discord ping) Do you stop clicking the frame so that I'll block you Moldy. Wait, wait, wait, ok. you can stop with your gigs you stupid (Inaudible) uhh... watcha... uhh... watcha... fun games? What are your favorite games? What are your fav- It's me, you said, dead games! 2:33: Phone! (Inaudible) No! Phone-k! (laughing) Oh my god so- Its not funny, it's just stupid! (Uncontrolled laughing with Discord pings) Phone!

House (1.0)

BPM: 230

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard & Unnerfed)

Maximum Score: 231000

House (Beta 1)

BPM: 230 (Easy, Normal & Hard) 115 (Unnerfed)

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard & Unnerfed)

House (Pre-Alpha)

BPM: 230

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard)

Insanity (Bambi Update)

BPM: 160

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard & Unnerfed)

Insanity (2.0)

BPM: 160

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard & Unnerfed)

Insanity (1.0)

BPM: 160

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard & Unnerfed)

Furiosity

BPM: 250

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard & Unnerfed)

Maximum Score: 169750

Polygonized (2.5 Beta)

BPM: 180

Scroll Speed: 2 (Easy) 2.5 (Normal) 3 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 290850

Bonus Song (Beta 1)

BPM: 140

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard & Unnerfed)

Maximum Score: 128800

Bonus Song (2.0)

BPM: 140

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 128800

Blocked (2.5 Beta)

BPM: 225

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 170100

Blocked (Beta 2)

BPM: 225

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 170100

Blocked (Beta 1)

BPM: 225

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 170100

Corn Theft (Beta 2)

BPM: 150

Scroll Speed: 3.1 (All Difficulties)

Maze (Beta 2)

BPM: 140

Scroll Speed: 1.8 (Easy) 2 (Normal) 3.2 (Hard)

Corn Theft (1.0)

BPM: 130

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 286650

Maze (1.0)

BPM: 100

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 477050

Cheating (1.0)

BPM: 125

Scroll Speed: 2 (Easy) 3 (Normal) 4 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 211050

Lyrics: 1:01: I don't like you, you're a monster! You ruined my life! (Discord Ping) Moldy, I swear I'll block you forever. (Discord Ping) I'll block you! (Discord Ping) Do you stop clicking the frame so that ill block you Moldy. Wait, wait, wait, ok (Inaudible) you stupid (Inaudible) uhh... Watcha...uhh... watcha... fun games? What are your favorite games? What are your fav.. It's me, you said, dead games! 2:33: Dick! (Inaudible) No! Dick! (laughing) Oh my god so- Its not funny its stupid! (Uncontrolled Laughing mixed with some more Discord pings)

Splitathon (1.0)

BPM: 230

Scroll Speed: 3.1

Maximum Score: 707700

Screwed (1.0)

BPM: 180

Scroll Speed: 2.8 (Easy) 3.2 (Normal) 3.4 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 184100

Was used in some Beta versions of 2.0 that were never released to the public.[22]

Screwed

BPM: 180

Scroll Speed: 2.8 (Easy) 3.2 (Normal) 3.4 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 184100

House Dialogue

Here we have Dave, minding his own business...

Boyfriend : beb

Dave : Wait, who are you two?

Dave : Oh wait! I saw you guys a couple days ago!

Boyfriend : beep bop

Dave : Oh, you want to sing? Well let's go then!

Insanity Dialogue

Dave : Wow! you're really good at this!

Boyfriend : skdoo bep

Dave : Let's go again, don't you think?

Boyfriend : Beep

Dave : Alrighty then!

Post-Insanity Dialogue

Dave : Oh... oh no...

Boyfriend : Bep?

Polygonized/Furiosity Dialogue

Dave : lI ll II II l ll I (WHAT)

Dave : lI ll II II l ll IllIIllI ll l l II II l llIllII lI Il ll I IIl llI I (WHAT IS HAPPENING)

Dave : ll Il II I lI lll lI lI lII IlI llIl I llll I IllI lll I Il I lI I I lI llIll l I IIl llI I lll ll Il IIl llI I llIlll Il II l IlI lI I lI lll Il I Il I IIll I lI Il lllI l I II llIl lII l I ll (THE WORLD IS BECOMING THREE DIMENSIONAL)

Dave : Il lI llll Ill l ll Il II IlI lll I llII l I Il lll II l lI I II l l I IIl l (NOT THE LAB AGAIN)

Dave : lllI llI lI II l llI I lI lll l II I lI I IIIIIIIII Ill I lI lll I Il I lI I I lI llIll I lI lllllIIl I (PLEASE HELP ME BECOME 2D)

Dave : ll III l Il lI lI lll ll Il II I lI lll Ill l I II I ll IlI llllll II I llIl lI lI lll II l Il lIl I llll IlI lI llI ll II llI llI lI lll Ill I lI lllI Il II l I I lIl lll ll II llll ll Il II l I IllI llll l IlI lI II l I lll I Ill IllI Il I llI lll I l II lll IlIll (TAKE THE MICROPHONE AND RESTORE ME BACK TO THIS REALITY'S FORM)

Boyfriend : B-beep..?

Blocked Dialogue

Girlfriend : It sure was nice of that Dave guy to invite us to a farm for a picnic after nearly killing us both and almost destroying the world.

Boyfriend : Beephoo boopsa basphedi!

Bambi : Who goes there??

Boyfriend : Beep?

Bambi : Hey! Are you trying to steal my corn?

Boyfriend : Bo beep ber-

Bambi : I GONNA BLOCK YOU OUT OF MY FARM! You never coming back ever again you dirty ole' rodeo trash.

Boyfriend : Bop?

Girlfriend : Here we go again..

Corn Theft Dialogue

INCOMING CALL FROM: DAVE

Bambi : Huh? Hello?

Dave : Hey Bambi, they're not trespassing.

Bambi : What?

Dave : I invited them over as an apology for nearly turning the world 3D.

Bambi : Ok? Whatchu mean?

Dave : Bambi listen-

Bambi : I dunno what you trying to say, GOODBYE!

HANG UP

Bambi : Uhhh...

Bambi : Are you two using Dave invite as excuse to steal corn!

Girlfriend : What?

Girlfriend : That's not what we're trying to do at all!

Boyfriend : Bee buuhh bi beeen boo bi bayb

Bambi : Ok, you know what-

Bambi : Don't win this one... or... or...

Bambi : I'll break my phone!

Bambi : Yeah I'll smash my phone and you'll get grounded!

Boyfriend : Bop..

Post-Corn Theft Cutscene Dialogue

Bambi : Fucking idiot...

Bambi takes out his phone

Bambi : AUGH FUCK YOU! I'M GONNA BREAK MY FUCKING...PHONE!

Bambi throws his phone at Boyfriend

Bambi : dO yOu wAnT tHe fOoKiNG pHoNe?

The phone's screen breaks

Bambi : HOLY SHIT!

Maze Dialogue

Bambi : My phone...

Bambi : Look what you two did!

Bambi : You don't know what you guys just got me into!!

Bambi : You both are gonna die!

Girlfriend : Huh?

INCOMING CALL FROM: DAVE

Dave : Bambi! I bought you that phone 3 hours ago!

Bambi : I BREAK MY PHONE!

Bambi : BECAUSE THEY ARE TRYING TO STEAL CORN!

Dave : What?

Boyfriend : Beep.

Dave : I only sent them here as an apology for almost destroying the world, they aren't at all trying to trespass.

Bambi : What?

Dave : Can you please just stop getting on to them?

Bambi : You lying? You liar!

Dave : No, I promise you I'm not lying Bambi.

Bambi : NO YOU LYING!!

HANG UP

Bambi : That's it, that's it!

Boyfriend : Beep boop bap skdoop

Bambi : You two are going to die!

Bambi : I don't care if I'm tired, I don't care if I'm bored.

Bambi : I will be here all day and I will end you you are life!

Bambi : One more song... If you win, I-I, uhh..

Boyfriend : Beep?

Bambi : I guess we call it a draw.

Bambi : You ready?

Boyfriend : Bess

Bambi : THEN LETS GO YOU IDIOT!

Girlfriend : sigh

Girlfriend : Guess I gotta add this one to the list of hard last songs I made..

Post-Maze Dialogue

Bambi : Fine... You win..

Boyfriend : Beep.

Bambi : Huh?

Boyfriend : Beephoo bah bee boski ba ska bee bo boop

Bambi : Oh... I'm sorry you actually here for Dave?

Bambi : But Dave isn't here though... Whatchu mean?

Girlfriend : Yeah, Dave isn't even here!

Dave comes out of the corn.

Dave : Hey, I'm here. Sorry I was running late.

Dave : Tristan was a pain to get up.

Dave : He was like "But Dave, it's Saturday, we don't have school!"

Tristan : DON'T TALK ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT HERE!

Dave : With all due respect, son, shut up.

Tristan : MEANIE!!!

Dave : Anyways, he's homeschooled so I make the rules.

Bambi : Oh. Ohhh, ohhhhhh!

Bambi : So I BROKE MY PHONE FOR NO REASON!

Girlfriend : Yeah, and I have no idea why you thought that was a good idea.

Bambi : I'M SO STUPID!

Dave : Bambi, you may think you're stupid, but atleast you're not the people who got cryogenically frozen in my basement.

Dave : Those idiots aren't gonna wake up until atleast the next millennium!

Everyone awkwardly stares at Dave.

Dave : Hahahaha... What?

Girlfriend : Uhhh, anyways lets get this picnic started!

Girlfriend : I even brought N&Ns!

Dave : I brought Mint Chocolate Chip Cupcakes.

Bambi : I brought NICE_POP.

Boyfriend : (What the hell are any of these foods?)

Everyone eventually settles down and has a picnic.

Bambi also starts a food fight out of nowhere, but that's besides the point.

To be continued...

Splitathon Dialogue

Dave : You know, I like chilling out.

Dave : But we haven't settled which is the better rapper.

Dave : So I think, we have a 10 minute showdown.

Dave : Whoever wins will be proven the master rapper.

Bambi : What about me?

Dave : Bambi

Dave : Please stay out of this, this is only between me and boyfriend.

Bambi : ...

Dave : Alright, let's settle this!

Girlfriend : I'm rooting for you boyfriend!

Boyfriend : Beep bo bop

Post-Splitathon Dialogue

Dave : Wow! Nice rapping! How about another one-

Tristan : DAD!!! I'm done playing the game on Bambi's phone! Can we go home now? I'm tired.

Dave : You were doing WHAT?!

Bambi : I NEVER TOLD YOU THAT YOU COULD USE MY PHONE!

Tristan : BUT IT'S REALLY FUN!!!

Tristan : You have these number buttons, and you can arrange them in different orders to hear different things!

Tristan : My favorite one to type in is 911-

Dave : SON! YOU'RE GROUNDED!

Tristan begins to cry.

Tristan : Why, daddy? It's fun!

Dave : THOSE ARE REAL PEOPLE!!! This also means I'm taking away YOUR phone. Hand it over.

Tristan : But dad-

Dave : No buts. Hand. It. Over.

Tristan hands over the phone.

Dave : Thank you.

Dave : Anyways, I guess this is goodbye, boyfriend. See you around!

Boyfriend : Bap!

Dave : Wonderful! Tristan has to go to bed now, so we'll be leaving. Bambi, do you need to sleep on our couch tonight?

Bambi : I can sleep in the barn!

Dave : Errrrr... ok! Bye bye!

Bambi : Bye bye!

Boyfriend : Bee bee!

Girlfriend : See-ya!

The end.

Supernovae Dialogue

Bambi : Why you calling me ?

Boyfriend : Beep

Bambi : I don't understand

Bambi : Speak brazil

Boyfriend : Boop beep skdoop

Bambi : I gonna block you because you calling me

Bambi : Lets have rap battle

Bambi : You lose=block

Bambi : TB she lose you gonna lose

Glitch Dialogue

Bambi : Stop you try to are trolling me

Boyfriend : skdoo bep

Bambi : Oh my god You try to filming

Bambi : You change the keyboard

Boyfriend : boop bop skippidy

Bambi : You liar

Boyfriend : bep

Bambi : That it

Bambi : You trolling me

Bambi : You win this game = I smash my phone

Mealie (Upcoming) Dialogue

Bambi : huh? what are you doing here in the middle of the night?

Bambi : CAN'T YOU SEE I'M MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS HERE!

Boyfriend : blap

Girlfriend : were here cause yeah

Bambi : well... I WANT YOU OUT!

Boyfriend : no

Bambi : so... I see how it is then.

Bambi : I'll make a deal, if you win this one then your free to stop by when you want to

Bambi : but if you lose... never come back here again!

Bambi : sounds good to you?

Boyfriend : beep

Bambi : alright, BRING IT ON FUCKIN' IDIOT!

Girlfriend : oh dear lord, here we go again...

Cheating Dialogue

Expunged : Why you press 7 the keyboard? You cheat! You cheater!

Boyfriend : bop?

Expunged : Whatchu mean?

Girlfriend : Where even are we?

Expunged : You try to filming?

Girlfriend : What

Expunged : I BLOCK YOU, I BREAK YOU ARE NOTES!!

Expunged : Now you never survive this!!!

Girlfriend : Don't be so sure, my boyfriend can survive ANYTHING!

Boyfriend : *beeps in agreement*

Expunged : AUGH, shut up with your lovey dovey bullshit!

Girlfriend : Ugh, let's just get on with this.

Unfairness Dialogue

Expunged : How you do that?

Boyfriend : Bree bap skeedap

Expunged : YOU CHEATER AGAIN!! I BLOCK YOU OUT OF CHEAT MENU!

Boyfriend : Bahp beep skehdah dah bay bleep skah

Expunged : YOU NEVER WIN THIS!!

Girlfriend : Let's check the times that's been correct.

Girlfriend : Hmm. Let's see. 0. I think I'm gonna take that with a grain of salt.

Boyfriend : borp bleep skeedorp skai

Expunged : STOP AVOIDING THE FUCKING SONG!!!

Girlfriend : Augh, this is a waste of time. Whatever, let's get this over with.

Vs. Dave Thanksgiving Dialogue

Bambi : FUCK YOU

Bambi : I GONNA SHOW MY DICK, I GONNA SHOW MY DICK

• Generic hip hop music starts playing*

Bambi : HOW AM I, FUCK YOU!

Boyfriend : brey

Bambi : kill yourself

Boyfriend : fwhbrhbjehfbjeshbjgfehbjsaghhbjefsdhbgshbgvnshgjudqujgkjgdjhgdskhsdaghkbjdgsajkhgdshbkdgshkgdskhdagshdgshbghbsdbgkdbkjasbkjjjjjjjjjjjgojwhwewgeuhwguhiuhirghbgekhbgejrejbkehkjgehjgrhjgrhgfkjhakjhgaskjhgasdhgdsjhkgadsiudghiuywruiwgbighuigunjgnbugukrjujvujrgjbkdjgbwrkbjawdjkgbdskgkjbwdjbksqjgkbrwkjwbjgkkjrewdg

Bambi : Boyfriend is a young, light-skinned man with spiky cyan hair. He wears a white T-shirt with a red prohibition sign, baggy blue pants, red sneakers, and a backward red cap with a dark blue brim. He holds a microphone in his right hand while keeping his left hand in his pocket. During Week 5, he wears a red parka, light blue pants and brown snow boots. During Week 6, his regular appearance is rendered in a 32-bit style. During the last track of Week 7, he holds Girlfriend up by the waist with his left hand.

Boyfriend : Boyfriend is portrayed as a young, overzealous rapper with a love for music, donuts and his girlfriend. He loves to sing and show off his skills, resulting in his confident and cocky character. He is very determined and persistent on reaching his goals and won't let anyone get in the way of his success, even if threatened with death. Boyfriend is also implied to be clingy, as he is never seen without Girlfriend by his side. Boyfriend has been diagnosed with ADHD and ASD, sometimes he may choose not to communicate normally with strangers and will simply beep at them instead of using his words and is rarely found without his red cap.

Girlfriend : Girlfriend is a young, light-skinned female with long auburn hair. She wears a sleeveless red dress and red high heels. Her fingernails are painted red. She is always on a set of three speakers, sitting on the large middle one with her legs crossed. During Week 5, she wears a sleeveless red dress with a fluffy white collar, red gloves with white cuffs, white thigh-high stockings with small red bows, and yellow bell earrings. The speakers she sits on are all wrapped in festive Christmas lights. During Week 6, her regular appearance is rendered in a 32-bit style. During the last track of Week 7, she is held up from her waist by Boyfriend.

Bambi : stfu no one cares about you

Girlfriend : 168.928.2987

Boyfriend : jesus christ

Post-Corn Theft Cutscene Dialogue (1.0)

Bambi : Fucking idiot...

Bambi takes out his phone

Bambi : AUGH I'LL- AUGH I'LL BREAK MY... PHONE!

Bambi throws his phone on the ground and punches it multiple times, cracking the screen

Bambi : DO YOU WANT A- THE FUCKING PHONE!?

Bambi throws his broken phone at Boyfriend hitting him in the face

Bambi : HOLY

SHIT!

House Dialogue (Beta 1)

Dave: Hello there! welcome to my backyard!

Boyfriend : Be bopo bopebo

Dave: You want to battle?

Boyfriend : bep

Boyfriend : Beep bo bop

Dave: Sure thing!

House Dialogue (Alpha 4)

Dave: Hi there! Are you here from the rap competition?

Boyfriend : Be bobo bopebo

Dave: I'll take that as a yes!

Dave: But watch out, I am a rapping veteran!

Boyfriend : Beep bo bop

Insanity Dialogue (Alpha 6)

Dave: Bro

Boyfriend : skdoo bep

Dave: I'm not becoming 3D again.

Dave: Don't make me.

Boyfriend : boop bop skippidy

Insanity Dialogue (Alpha 4)

Dave: ...

Boyfriend : skdoo bep

Dave: Not to worry, we will have another battle

Boyfriend : boop bop skippidy

Insanity Dialogue (Alpha 4/100% House)

Dave: What the actual fuck

Boyfriend : yeah ni**a i perfected your song

Dave: bet you wont do it this time retard

Boyfriend : yeah i will fucka

Furiosity Dialogue (Alpha 6)

Dave: Yo

Boyfriend : pap beep do be

Dave: I'm 3D now.

Dave: Thanks to you.

Dave: You won't win this time.

Dave: My 3D form will strike you down.

Boyfriend : bep

Dave: You're gonna have to try a little harder than that.

Furiosity Dialogue (Alpha 4)

Dave: ...

Boyfriend : pap beep do bep

Dave: you know what

Dave: that's it

Dave: I am not holding back now

Dave: I have reached my limit

Boyfriend : beep?

Dave: YOU KNOW WHAT!? I WILL WIN THIS TIME AND SLAUGHTER YOUR GIRLFRIEND SO YOU CAN'T FEEL TRUE LOVE!

Boyfriend : boop

House Dialogue (Pre-Alpha) (Unused)

Dave: Yo yo! Thanks for coming to my house!

Dave: We will now commence with a rap battle that will go down in history!

Boyfriend : Beep bo bop

Blocked Dialogue (Beta 1)

Bambi : I SMASH MY PHONE

Bambi : YOU ARE TROLLING ME FUCKING FOREVER

Boyfriend : bap

Bambi : BE QUIET I READING

Bambi : I GONNA KILL YOU

Bambi : AND FUCKINGG BLOCK YOU FOREVER

Bambi : YOU WIN=I NEVER COMING BACK EVER AGAIN

Blocked Dialogue (Beta 2)

Girlfriend : It was sure nice of that Dave guy to invite us to a corn maze after nearly killing us both and destroying the world.

Boyfriend : Bop beep bap boop bap

Boyfriend : Beep skdeep boop badoop

Bambi: Who go there??

Boyfriend : Beep?

Bambi: You! Are you trying to steal my corn?

Boyfriend : Beep boop skedop eep!

Girlfriend : No we wer-

Bambi: I block u out of my corn! You never come back again!!

Boyfriend :Bop...

Corn Theft Dialogue (Beta 2)

INCOMING CALL FROM: DAVE

Dave : Hey Bambi, they're not trespassing.

Bambi: What?

Dave : Yeah. I invited them over as an apology for nearly turning the world 3D.

HANG UP

Bambi: Ok...

Bambi: But I think you use Dave invite as excuse to steal corn!

Girlfriend :What?

Girlfriend :That's not what we're trying to do at all!

Boyfriend : Beep beep beep!

Boyfriend : Boop! Eep Dadoop sqeep!!

Bambi: Don't win this one... or... or...

Bambi: I'll break my phone!

Boyfriend : Bop..?

Maze Dialogue (Beta 2)

INCOMING CALL FROM: DAVE

Dave : Bambi! I bought you that phone 3 hours ago!

Bambi: I BREAK MY PHONE!

Bambi: BECAUSE THEY ARE TRYING TO STEAL CORN!

Dave : What?

Boyfriend : Beep

Dave : I only sent them here as an apology for almost destroying the world, they aren't at all trying to trespass.

Bambi: What?

Dave : Yeah, can you stop getting on to them?

Bambi: You lying?

Dave : No, of course not.

Bambi: Ok.

Bambi: If you win this one I will let you have my corn!

Dave : That sounds fun! I'll be over there in a little while.

HANG UP

Boyfriend : Beep bop bap skdoop

Girlfriend : See, we were trying to tell you that all along.

Bambi: Ok... I sorry. I will give you piece of corn after this one.

Post-Maze Dialogue (Beta 2)

Bambi: Fine... You win...

Boyfriend : Beep.

Bambi: Huh?

Boyfriend : Beephoo bah bee boski ba ska bee bo boop

Bambi: Oh... I'm sorry you actually here for Dave?

Bambi: But Dave isn't here though... Whatchu mean?

Girlfriend : Yeah Dave isn't even here

Dave comes out of the corn.

Dave : Hey, I'm here. Sorry I was running late.

Dave : Tristan was a pain to get up.

Dave : He was like "But Dave it's Saturday, we don't have school!"

Dave : He's homeschooled though so I make the rules.

Bambi: Oh. Ohhh, ohhhhhh!

Bambi: So, I BROKE MY PHONE FOR NO REASON!

Girlfriend : Yeah, I have no idea why though.

Bambi: I'M SO STUPID!

Dave : Bambi you may think you're stupid but atleast you're not the people who got cryogenically frozen in my basement.

Dave : Those idiots aren't gonna wake up until atleast the next millennium!

Everyone awkwardly stares at dave

Dave : Hahahaha... What?

Girlfriend : Uhhh, anyways lets get this picnic started!

Girlfriend : I even brough N&Ns!

Dave : I brought Mint Chocolate Chip Cupcakes.

Bambi: I brought NICE_POP.

Boyfriend : (What the hell are any of these foods)

Everyone eventually settles down and has a pic-nic

Bambi also starts a food fight out of nowhere but that's besides the point.

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